sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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sunshien:

breaking news

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youtube user thebrac5000 has discovered the true meaning of sweden

skavannah:

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SAME PERSON#SHIT
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
You are not free until you have no need to impress anybody.
- Joyce Meyer (via cexjay)
irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numberswe can begin the process

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later